The Consumer Electronics Show generated its usual stories from Las Vegas this week about bigger screen TVs, smart this-and-thats and the latest “wearable” technologies.
You know, like the belt that holds up your pants and expands automatically as you eat.
Emiota’s “Bel-T” product “actually adjusts to your size automatically as you get fuller,” according to Fox News.
Sounds great for Thanksgiving, doesn’t it? But there is something that would make it “sound” even greater… a six-word Siri-like announcement that it’s about let your pants out a little!
Maybe…
- Easy chief, thirds are not advisable.
- Recalculating. Put the fork down. Recalculating.
- Ahhh. Expansion complete. Pass the cheesecake.
What six-words would you like the Bel-T to belt out before it loosens up a little?
Share your six-word BuzzLine in the comments below. If we like yours best, we’ll send you a Starbucks gift card.